This post is a part of a thirty day letter challenge, which can be read about here.

Dear Crush(es),

Well, you are all girls or women, maybe sometimes. I have a varied taste, you know. I have nothing really to say to y’all, except that I’m great, and you should definitely marry me.

Also, I’d like to say that, I have jacked off either early morning or late night, (other times I use the computer) in your loving memory.