At our college, we don’t believe in wasting time in doing things that we don’t really like. And, since I really didn’t like writing a speech for you guys (you are not going to listen anyway, since this is the time to count the number of good looking members of the opposite sex in your class), I have decided to take the easy way out by showing you a video which says what I would have said, had the video not been there.
Anyways, that’s it. Don’t bother about the attendance, no need to study for the exams, just pay the fees (it goes in paying bribes to make your degree authentic) and have a degree at the end of 3 years.
Thank you very much.
This speech was a part of this series.