Why don’t we make a movie about our lives?

Start a new love story. I have got the brains (along with fair skin) and you’ve got looks to kill for (paired with lots of money).

We’ll make a full 2-hour entertainment blockbuster on a shoe-string budget (and a very small crew). Use songs from older movies/albums, preferably ones which have had a significance in our lives.

It’ll definitely be a love story with lots of sex in it, and in English.

I’ll try and keep it as autobiographical as possible, use scenes from my own life. God knows, I have ruined myself reading books and watching movies.

We don’t need anyone else.

But you have to give me a clear signal. I am too lazy to begin working on the script till then.